The Forums Have Been Taken Over

As some of you already knew, I have merely been a figurehead to TG since given ownership. The real owner of TG is a little parrot by the name of Peeko. Behind the scenes, staff have been doing all they can to contain and appease this ruthless beast. We've placated her with seeds and berries, given her the most delicate of scritches, and shown her the utmost respect.

Unfortunately, the demon mango craves more power.. and more blood. Last evening, during our nightly containment rituals, Peeko held staff at beak point. Fearing her power, we had no choice to submit to her whims, and now she has stepped forward to take TG for real.

As of today, Peeko demands your obedience. She requires tithes of sunflower seeds and blackberries, as well as gentle head scritches. All of your adoration will go to the great Peeko, non-compliance will lead to you being sacrificed in her name. @Senna was her first victim, for being small and delicious.

All hail our feathered overlord. You have no choice.

GUYS WHAT WE DO NOW

ALL HAIL PEEKO I GUESS? PLEASE DON'T SACRIFICE ME NEXT

I for one welcome our new avian overlord. Birds, rise and take control of the world!

New decreet: Wednesday is preening day

Peeko forever!